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The names Waldo, 19 year old residing in Florida. A wheezing nerd by day, bone collecting jar preserving mad scientist by night.

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sageruto:

the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

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queenofcorgis:

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

Fun fact: My cousin directed this movie.

jawnsnough:

varysbueller:

#i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one

#wait am i his dad
#wait are you my dad

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genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: Audrey II

Assume one thing about me and I will answer if it is true or not.

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#cats

deprincessed:

Models made to look like frozen Ukrainian princesses walk the shimmering finale at John Galliano Fall/Winter 2009

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HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

paupaulie:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

THIS IS WHY I LOVED SPY KIDS 3 AS A KID

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#GURL #MAKEUP

breakinq:

following back tons

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caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

laudanumat33:

Stills from Hal Ashby’s Harold and Maude (1971).

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Got two dresses today- hella cute- thank the gods for target man.

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yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

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